Don't tell me that

There's a Yahoo Search banner ad making the rounds that says "How many spiders do you eat in your sleep? Find out with Yahoo Search!" or some such.

OH MY GOD THAT IS AWFUL. THE AMOUNT OF SPIDERS THAT HAVE ENTERED MY MOUTH IS THE LAST THING I WOULD EVER WANT TO CONSCIOUSLY BE AWARE OF. THAT IS SIMPLY HORRIBLE.

So the ad did not really make me want to use Yahoo Search, is what I'm saying.