I hurt

What the hell? I hiked around the canyon twice in the last three days, but it's my sides that are sore. Like the muscles on my back, just under my arms. What the hell?

Oh, wait. When I got back from walking yesterday I did a bunch of push-ups, so high was I on the promise of not being embarassingly out-of-shape. Guess it's just my legs that aren't totally weak.

Well, just remember: my lower body can kick your ass!