Life with Emory
An email exchange:
EMORY: Why didn't any of you tell me the Iliad was awesome? Think I'm too stupid to rock it with Homer? Fuck you guys! Fuckin' elitist bastards. It's guys screaming about honor, Gods fucking eachother over, and NON STOP GORE. Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna make a Hip-Hop movie version called "Ill", and it will ROCK.
ME: Now imagine all that shit plus nanotech, and you've got "Ilium."
EMORY: ...And imagine all THAT shit plus Usher, and you've got "Ill."
EMORY: Why didn't any of you tell me the Iliad was awesome? Think I'm too stupid to rock it with Homer? Fuck you guys! Fuckin' elitist bastards. It's guys screaming about honor, Gods fucking eachother over, and NON STOP GORE. Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna make a Hip-Hop movie version called "Ill", and it will ROCK.
ME: Now imagine all that shit plus nanotech, and you've got "Ilium."
EMORY: ...And imagine all THAT shit plus Usher, and you've got "Ill."
posted by Jeff at 10:28 AM
2 Comments:
Reading that all at once now makes it even funnier.
Sarah pointed out that I was laughing out loud in the hotel lobby (where the Wi-Fi connection lives). I hadn't even realized.
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