Friday, December 15, 2006

Ill communication

So due to a hilarious misunderstanding, it turns out that Kim and I broke up three weeks ago and I didn't even know it. Welcome to the topsy-turvy world of my romantic life!

And since I keep forgetting to post about it specifically, I'll take this moment to remind everyone that there's a new Atrox strip.

7 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

Wait, what? That sounds like the digital cable synopsis of a Seinfeld episode.

Explain yourself.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Frank said...

Well, remember how Kim, like most of Jeff's significant others, had a delightful identifying quirk? She was always covering her mouth with her hand when she became embarrassed or giggly, or ... as it turns out ... sad? And we called her The Hand Talker? But then sometimes it became difficult to understand what she was saying? Especially when she and Jeff would have conversations in loud places? Like how for a while we all believed Jenni Powell was Kim's "Pig Fister"? What was that about?

Anyway, there were a lot of farcical misunderstandings and slamming doors and generally a last-minute resolution heaped with shame and callousness. Yet somehow, even though our friends' feelings and personal lives were at stake, it couldn't help but seem hilarious!

The B-storyline involved Leslie getting a new job under false pretenses and a hysterical appearance by Matt's future in-laws.

Also, Emory kept comparing the Hand Talker's behavior to that of a Japanese schoolgirl, which now actually seems kind of racist in light of his recent stand-up meltdown.

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Daisy said...

did you miscommunicate yourself back together?

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Frank. You are a delight.

Mike

8:11 AM  
Blogger jenni_powell said...

Maybe if you tried talking to her and not passive-aggresively posting about it in your blog, there wouldn't have been a "miscommunication".

Of course, she was the one who pointed me in the direction of this entry, so maybe it's not passive-aggresive at all. And if it works for you guys, hey, I'm all for it.

Just fix it you dorks!

Love you guys!
--The Pig Fister

9:40 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

You know we had already talked about it before I posted anything here, right? Everything is fine.

I mean, we're still broken up, but it's completely fine.

11:35 AM  
Blogger jenni_powell said...

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND...NOTHING WILL BE FINE EVER AGAIN!?





Nah, everything is cool daddio.

4:14 PM  

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