Ill communication
So due to a hilarious misunderstanding, it turns out that Kim and I broke up three weeks ago and I didn't even know it. Welcome to the topsy-turvy world of my romantic life!
And since I keep forgetting to post about it specifically, I'll take this moment to remind everyone that there's a new Atrox strip.
And since I keep forgetting to post about it specifically, I'll take this moment to remind everyone that there's a new Atrox strip.
posted by Jeff at 10:40 AM
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Wait, what? That sounds like the digital cable synopsis of a Seinfeld episode.
Explain yourself.
Well, remember how Kim, like most of Jeff's significant others, had a delightful identifying quirk? She was always covering her mouth with her hand when she became embarrassed or giggly, or ... as it turns out ... sad? And we called her The Hand Talker? But then sometimes it became difficult to understand what she was saying? Especially when she and Jeff would have conversations in loud places? Like how for a while we all believed Jenni Powell was Kim's "Pig Fister"? What was that about?
Anyway, there were a lot of farcical misunderstandings and slamming doors and generally a last-minute resolution heaped with shame and callousness. Yet somehow, even though our friends' feelings and personal lives were at stake, it couldn't help but seem hilarious!
The B-storyline involved Leslie getting a new job under false pretenses and a hysterical appearance by Matt's future in-laws.
Also, Emory kept comparing the Hand Talker's behavior to that of a Japanese schoolgirl, which now actually seems kind of racist in light of his recent stand-up meltdown.
did you miscommunicate yourself back together?
Oh, Frank. You are a delight.
Mike
You know we had already talked about it before I posted anything here, right? Everything is fine.
I mean, we're still broken up, but it's completely fine.
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