The weekend
Learned this weekend, in bullet points:
-Few things are funnier than watching vet students hit on girls you know they have no chance with. (*wink!*)
-Don't fall asleep in front of Alan when he's drunk. He'll think it's really funny to pour water all over your crotch.
-Paul and Liz can totally cook.
-I can still hike up a hill and not fall over dead from exhaustion. Legs are still sore, though.
-When a party has run out of ice, one should not use the ice that has accumulated in the bottom of the freezer, because it is heinous and full of mysterious debris.
-If you hide your Jim Bean over by the bar, rather than in the kitchen with the rest of the booze, no one will know it exists but you, so you'll still have plenty left when the party's over.
-Few things are funnier than watching vet students hit on girls you know they have no chance with. (*wink!*)
-Don't fall asleep in front of Alan when he's drunk. He'll think it's really funny to pour water all over your crotch.
-Paul and Liz can totally cook.
-I can still hike up a hill and not fall over dead from exhaustion. Legs are still sore, though.
-When a party has run out of ice, one should not use the ice that has accumulated in the bottom of the freezer, because it is heinous and full of mysterious debris.
-If you hide your Jim Bean over by the bar, rather than in the kitchen with the rest of the booze, no one will know it exists but you, so you'll still have plenty left when the party's over.
posted by Jeff at 10:57 AM
3 Comments:
It's just that your baking prowess is so well established! So it wasn't a NEW fact to be acquired this weekend, but a long-treasured one to be celebrated once again.
Also, I did not eat any of those pies, so therefore could not form an opinion on them.
But the concensus seemed to be that they were indeed delicious.
I don't know what Jeff is talking about. I also certainly did not try to give Trumbo a sharpie mustache the week before. Lies, vicious lies. I can no longer stand for this defimation of character.
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