Monday, February 12, 2007

Beloved children's classics

So I guess they're bringing back Nancy Drew.

That's all well and good, but what about the Hardy Boys? I for one would love to see a big-screen Hardy Boys movie, only it should star the WWE's Matt and Jeff Hardy, and when they discover the smugglers or whoever, instead of calling the authorities the Hardys deliver a beatdown culminating in a Twist of Fate and a swanton. I think that would be great.

Either that or an adaptaion of that one modern book where Joe's (or was it Frank's?) girlfriend is blown up by terrorists. Either way.


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