Happy Birthday to me
Okay, so I'm goddamn drunk right now.
But thanks to all who came to what was apparently my birthday party. I'd have thanked you personally, but you motherfuckers got me tanked. Assholes. And by assholes, I mean "enablers." Thanks!
Did I mention that I'm drunk? Because, y'know, I am. Drunk. God, I've got to get up in less than six hours. Damn it. Damn you, alcohol!
Aw, alcohol. Come back. I didn't mean it. I love you. Far more than I should.
But thanks to all who came to what was apparently my birthday party. I'd have thanked you personally, but you motherfuckers got me tanked. Assholes. And by assholes, I mean "enablers." Thanks!
Did I mention that I'm drunk? Because, y'know, I am. Drunk. God, I've got to get up in less than six hours. Damn it. Damn you, alcohol!
Aw, alcohol. Come back. I didn't mean it. I love you. Far more than I should.
posted by Jeff at 1:29 AM
4 Comments:
Dude- The bartender told me to remind you your card was up there. Did you remember it?? If not, well, your card is at the bar. I'm still pretty drunk, but Not bad-driver Durnk. Just bad typer-drunk. Super good time though. Woooo!
Card is in hand. Remembered on my way out the door. But thank you!
Dude, you totally suck and stuff. Don't ever bad-mouth alcohol. You're getting drunk on Saturday, too, hope you know.
I'm gonna drink that bitch-ass bar with my BARE hands!
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