The year in kissing
I don't usually make New Year's resolutions, but thinking back on this past year and what I would have liked to have done differently, one thing positively jumps out. So this year, I resolve to STOP KISSING GIRLS WHEN I'M DRUNK. I'd like to say this hasn't been a regular problem throughout most of the year but then I'd be lying. And it's cut both ways. So if you are a woman, and I'm drunk, and I try to kiss you, PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH. I'll thank you for it.*
*Probably not right then, since I'll be drunk and in pain. In fact, in that moment I will probably say things I will regret. But I'll thank you later. And apologizing for yelling when you hit me. Trust me, this is for the best.
*Probably not right then, since I'll be drunk and in pain. In fact, in that moment I will probably say things I will regret. But I'll thank you later. And apologizing for yelling when you hit me. Trust me, this is for the best.
posted by Jeff at 12:49 AM
7 Comments:
I support this decision.
Although, if you'd just learn to communicate instead you could keep on keepin' on. But I say that only because I liked taking advantage of you when you're drunk. ;)
I think on the road to learning proper communication, avoiding sending the mixed message of kissing someone while you're drunk is a hazard that is useful to avoid. Baby steps.
Of course, I did kiss girls this year where it wasn't a mixed message in the slightest, but it turned out to be one on their end.
Yeah, girls are pretty dumb. We read a lot into stuff that has no meaning at all. I'm guilty of that on many occasions.
i think my resolution should be to stop thinking boys like me ever. Not to be a pessemist, but it will save me a lot of trouble and if they do like me, then they can put forth the effort to make it perfectly clear.
What I meant by the last sentence of my other comment was that I kissed girls this past year where kissing them meant "Hey, I would like to do this on a regular basis," while they in turn meant "Hey, I'm kissing you because I'm drunk."
But at the end of the day, there'd be a lot less confusion if I would just STOP KISSING THEM.
Clearly we should just rely on furtive glances and dropped hankercheifs like in ye olden days.
This gives "I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you" a whole new meaning.
Dropped Hankerchief.... That's one I haven't tried....
Oh and the drunk kiss confusion thing is just Karma, dude. It all evens out. :) What can ya do?
But hey, it's a new year and we can all start over with our stupid romantic screw ups!
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