Soon I can beat the cats at their own game

I'm beginning to get fingernails again. I'm trying very hard not to bite them to pieces, although I caved during Sin City and took down one of longest nails. But still, only one nail during a two-hour movie? I've been known to decimate all ten fingers in that amount of time. This is all part of the "self-improvement" kick I'm on right now (starting to run, drinking less). I don't know where it came from, but I'd better ride it for all it's worth. Right now I am seeking to fill the void in my soul that not biting my nails has left me.

With hookers.



Just kidding.



But not really.