Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Seriously, my head

I hereby curse Jess and any silver-tongued daughters she will produce in her lifetime. This is the worst I've felt in a good long while. Did I mention that when we got back to the apartment she beat the shit out of me? Because it happened.

7 Comments:

Blogger jenni_powell said...

Wow, you sure have a way with the ladies...

Beat you up?!

10:28 AM  
Blogger Alan said...

Jeff got a blowjob.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

An EIGHT DOLLAR blowjob, no less. Christ.

As for the beating, when you're both riled up and drunk as hell, what's better than some good old fashioned scrapping? I think I was victorious in the end, but I took a lot of punishment to get there. Think Marv vs. Kevin in "Sin City."

2:35 PM  
Blogger jenni_powell said...

Think Marv vs. Kevin in "Sin City."

If I think that, I'll have nightmares for a week...

Congrats on the eight dollar blowjob though...

2:39 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

"Congrats on the eight dollar blowjob though"

He got it from some dude. His name was Richard or something.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

I got if from hot incompetent waitress Alan, and you KNOW IT.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Alan said...

She was a man.

10:21 AM  

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