Seriously, my head
I hereby curse Jess and any silver-tongued daughters she will produce in her lifetime. This is the worst I've felt in a good long while. Did I mention that when we got back to the apartment she beat the shit out of me? Because it happened.
posted by Jeff at 8:38 AM
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Jeff got a blowjob.
An EIGHT DOLLAR blowjob, no less. Christ.
As for the beating, when you're both riled up and drunk as hell, what's better than some good old fashioned scrapping? I think I was victorious in the end, but I took a lot of punishment to get there. Think Marv vs. Kevin in "Sin City."
"Congrats on the eight dollar blowjob though"
He got it from some dude. His name was Richard or something.
I got if from hot incompetent waitress Alan, and you KNOW IT.
She was a man.
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