Oh, Roger

I suppose arguments could be made against Roger Ebert's relevance these days, but then he writes something like this from his review of the new release, The Perfect Man:

"The Perfect Man" crawls hand over bloody hand up the stony face of this plot, while we in the audience do not laugh because it is not nice to laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves, and the people in this movie are less fortunate than the people in just about any other movie I can think of, simply because they are in it.

Zing!