The island affects your mind

I keep trying to do some big Catalina post, but then I have to "work." Whatever, job! Also, I'm kind of lazy, and the words don't type themselves.

Here's a preview, though. At one point this past weekend I beat both my fists on the dining table while bellowing "CYCLOPS HAS BEATEN ALL OF THE OTHER X-MEN SINGLE-HANDEDLY AND I HAVE PROOF!"

But then, that's nothing out of the ordinary.