Brevity is the soul of wit
My friend Brooke recently contacted me on MySpace. Her entire profile?
"No, I don't want to date you."
HA!
"No, I don't want to date you."
HA!
posted by Jeff at 4:46 PM
Friday, December 03, 2004
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5 Comments:
...Unless you're a professor that will give me a better grade if I sleep with you!
Oh boo, Trumbo.
Few things, recently, have made me laugh as much as Trumbo's lack of anonymity. Bravo, Jeff.
I'd praise my own detective skills, but then again Trumbo's the only Oxy student who regularly reads this.
::Smoke Bomb::
CHEESE IT!
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