Identity crisis

No, not the ultimately disappointing DC miniseries. This is a personal anecdote.

Jess and Frank are always getting calls at their apartment landline from giggly teenage girls looking for Jessica Simpson. It's because Jess is listed in the phone book by her full name, and her last name resembles "Lachey," but only if you pronounced it like it was French. I mention it because someone called three times in a row when I was over there this afternoon. Frank just let it ring the last time and this young girl left a message consisting of "Call me back! Bye!" (The time before that she had lost her nerve and hung up on the machine.) I guess she thought Jessica Simpson would have caller ID, and would of course call back whoever left that message.

You know, to be polite. As Jessica Simpson is.