In conclusion...

I know I Do Not Get You Day was yesterday, but I think I need at least three to justify the whole exercise. Plus someone's been doing my selected behavior this morning at work!

Anyway...

People who repeatedly say "I'm hungry!"... I DO NOT GET YOU!

I mean, it's one thing to say "I'm hungry. Let's go get dinner," and then you head off and eat. That's fine.

What I'm talking about is the repeated moans of "I'm hungry!" when no action is taken to do anything about it. My co-worker has spent the last fifteen minutes moaning.

"I'm hungry!"
"Oh, I'm soooo hungry!"
"I'm so hungry, I've got to go eat!"

You know, scientists have invented a cure for hunger. It's called "eating." Perhaps you should try it. It's one thing if you're trapped in an elevator or something, but if you're sitting at your desk, with money in your pocket, in an office building connected to a big mall, at a corner where you can't turn around without seeing another food estalishment, and yet you make no action to go and EAT SOMETHING, then suffice to say...

I DO NOT GET YOU!