Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Five Additional Elias Koteas TMNT Lines

I just broke the nerd-o-meter.

1) (as he nonchalantly murders The Shredder) "Oops!"
2) "The engine's got a crack in it the size of the San Andreas."
3) (facing Tatsuo) "Ernh? Arrr! You know, a little (makes spray noise) Primetine would clear that up for you. (Gets punched in the face) That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell." (Gets kicked in the stomach.)
4) "I'll never call golf a dull game again."
5) "Hey! Broadzilla!"


Blogger jenni_powell said...

A friendship so deep and true...

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

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