Sometimes I don't pay attention

I was in the break room just now, getting some water. As I headed for the door to leave, I started taking out my wallet. I stopped, looked down, and told myself, "Jeff, you do not need your security card to get OUT of the BREAK ROOM." Then I hastily exited, trying to ignore the people who were staring at me because I had not only just talked to myself, but had addressed myself like a wayward child.

Did I mention my friend Sarah from college started working for my company completely out of the blue? No? Well, she did. She's awesome. It's good news.