EXPLODO!

I took the day off tomorrow, so I'm free like crazy in five minutes. This is the song that will be blasting as I burst out of my office riding my super-charged nitro-rocket super-cycle.

"Out of my way, I'm drunk as hell!
I'll blow your ass away just like a-ringin' a bell!
Foot's to the floor and the whiskey's flowin',
I got a porn shoot, I gotta get goin'.

You don't understand. He don't give a damn.

Jet car's rollin' all night long,
Crankin' up the jams and singin' along,
Car's full of bitches and a brand new bong!"


(12 oz Mouse has the world's best theme song)